First world problems

No, don't like it much when y'all leave the supermarket and leave your cart right in that great space where I really wanted to park. For the record, it took me nine seconds to wheel your cart into the carrel that was three car lengths away and return to my car. As we all know, nine seconds is all the extra time you need to cure cancer.

I'll bet your favorite Simpsons episode is the one where Homer runs for mayor on the slogan Can't Somebody Else Do It?

Also, I've never typed the word "carrel" before.